Dear Readers,
The fat girl workouts continue. This morning I did some butt busting exercises. Now my buns and thighs kill!!! I am not super model thin yet, but I don't know if I ever want to get there.
Last night I was talking to my roommate about being fluffy. We are both wonderfully full figured women so she can relate to my tales. I was retelling the times of running the mile in physical education (which is the dumbest class ever). I was always last finishing the mile. The assholes who finished before me thought it would be just so kind to stand near the end and cheer me on. That was a mistake. When you make a fat person run the mile they won't be happy already, so don't stand there and mock them for running slow. You think you are helping by cheering on the pudgy kid coming in last but you're not, you're making it worse.
When I was in tracking in middle school (I was forced to be in the sport, it was not my choice. Fat people shouldn't run) the entire track team came to run with me. That was even worse than cheering. It's not like I had a bum leg or had some disease that cause my legs to be crippled. I could run just fine, but I was FAT not DISABLED. Being fat does make it harder to run, but no cheering or running with me would help. I just don't understand these people thinking. "Hey that fat girl is running really slow. I don't know if she can make it one more block to the school. Maybe if we have the whole team of 50 teens go run with her then she would run faster..." Yeah she will run faster because she wants to run away from the humiliation.
Next time you feel like it would be a good idea to cheer on a fatty rethink it. We don't need your acknowledgement of how slow we are. We are know we are walking up that last hill. We know that our time will be really slow and a few more seconds really won't both us. So don't even open your mouth. Don't even move to watch us wobble across the finish line.
To you fluffy people who understand me, carry on. You are perfectly fine. Running? Whats the need? People used to run from dinosaurs, wild animals, other people, and bad shit like that but now we have cars so there is absolutely no need to do that. If any one every tries to cheer you on look them dead in the eye and tell them to shove it because you are fat not handicap.
Lindsey
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Fat Girl Work Out #3
Dear Readers,
I am really lazy. I haven't worked out for like 2 days. I guess my bed didn't want me leaving in the morning. My bed and I have a very good relationship going on and I didn't want to upset it by leaving to early. I was able to drag my lazy ass out of bed this morning. I worked out while waiting for laundry so that was like killing two birds with one stone I guess.
One good thing about working out early in the morning on weekends is that no one is in the gym. I can dance and look retarded and no one sees me. Expect maybe the front desk person watching me on the cameras... OH Well!!
I am still having a hard time resisting cupcakes and desserts so working out really has no affect but I am trying dear readers. Well right now I am still pleasantly plump so that's it.
Lindsey
I am really lazy. I haven't worked out for like 2 days. I guess my bed didn't want me leaving in the morning. My bed and I have a very good relationship going on and I didn't want to upset it by leaving to early. I was able to drag my lazy ass out of bed this morning. I worked out while waiting for laundry so that was like killing two birds with one stone I guess.
One good thing about working out early in the morning on weekends is that no one is in the gym. I can dance and look retarded and no one sees me. Expect maybe the front desk person watching me on the cameras... OH Well!!
I am still having a hard time resisting cupcakes and desserts so working out really has no affect but I am trying dear readers. Well right now I am still pleasantly plump so that's it.
Lindsey
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Fat Girl Work Out #2
Dear Readers,
So I guess I am still going to try and workout. It probably won't do much if I keep eating everything I see, but baby steps right. Last night I was healthy and made a taco salad and then decided to top off supper with some bread pudding. Probably not the best choice.
My work out today was pretty much the same. Even the old man was there again. I think he will probably be there at the same time as me every morning. At least I found a new workout partner. Let's see who can get fit faster the chubby culinary student who inhales everything in sight or the old man who is probably a war veteran in a wife beater and a pair of Velcros. The odds are stacked against the budding chef. She won't stop eating and she is sticking pretty heavily to the cardio machines. The old man might win this round. He is doing a variety of exercises ranging from arm and leg lifts to walking on the treadmill. This will be a close one. Tune in next time to see who belly starts shrinking.
Lindsey
P.S. One positive thing come from this though, I am using more of the monthly internet limit I get on my phone because I listen to Pandora more. Using what I pay for I guess.
So I guess I am still going to try and workout. It probably won't do much if I keep eating everything I see, but baby steps right. Last night I was healthy and made a taco salad and then decided to top off supper with some bread pudding. Probably not the best choice.
My work out today was pretty much the same. Even the old man was there again. I think he will probably be there at the same time as me every morning. At least I found a new workout partner. Let's see who can get fit faster the chubby culinary student who inhales everything in sight or the old man who is probably a war veteran in a wife beater and a pair of Velcros. The odds are stacked against the budding chef. She won't stop eating and she is sticking pretty heavily to the cardio machines. The old man might win this round. He is doing a variety of exercises ranging from arm and leg lifts to walking on the treadmill. This will be a close one. Tune in next time to see who belly starts shrinking.
Lindsey
P.S. One positive thing come from this though, I am using more of the monthly internet limit I get on my phone because I listen to Pandora more. Using what I pay for I guess.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Fat Girl Work Out #1
Dear Readers ( not like there are actually readers of this blog),
I went home for break to find out one of my guy friends from high school went off to college and dropped from a size XL to a size S in the three months I hadn't seen him. Also he found a girl friend.
I went to college gained like 20 pounds and developed a ulcer from stress and poor eating. The closest thing I have to a significant other it is the smiley face I draw on my toenails after painting them. I lead an extremely boring life. I came home last night from being at the school from 9 to 6 and instead of doing something fun like most college students are suppose to I sat on the couch watched a few hours of television while knitting. I stayed up until 10:30 to watch the Colbert Report and I thought I was staying up late. Safe to say my life kinda sucks right now.
After thinking about my idiot friend's life and my life I decided there needed to be some changes (either he needs to less cool or I need to lose weight and find myself a life). This is not the thing that people make when the numbers at the end of the year change. People never keep those. This is more of a challenge accepted. I saw my friend and said challenge accepted in my head. I can do that. Losing weight isn't hard; come on I can make a souffle, that's hard.
Keeping up with this challenge I went to work out thing morning. I live by the rule that you try not to be the fattest person in the gym, which is rather hard from me. I am not fat enough to have to waddle yet, but I fear if I gain anymore weight I will be walking like a penguin. I walked up the three flights of stairs to the top floor of my apartment where there is a workout room and got winded just doing that. When I finally got there I was pleased to see no one in building decided to lose weight this new year. After about ten minutes working out someone came into the gym. I was worried that they would be thin and make me feel even fatter, but it turned out to be an old man with a beer belly in a wife beater and jeans. Next to him I look like the athlete of the year.
So working out this morning wasn't so bad... I felt like I was going to throw up and now my legs kinda hurt. That's expected though so I shouldn't complain to much. My end goal is really to never get fat enough to be lifted out of my house with a crane. I think that is reasonable. Well I will keep telling you about my challenge cause I will win this one.
Lindsey
I went home for break to find out one of my guy friends from high school went off to college and dropped from a size XL to a size S in the three months I hadn't seen him. Also he found a girl friend.
I went to college gained like 20 pounds and developed a ulcer from stress and poor eating. The closest thing I have to a significant other it is the smiley face I draw on my toenails after painting them. I lead an extremely boring life. I came home last night from being at the school from 9 to 6 and instead of doing something fun like most college students are suppose to I sat on the couch watched a few hours of television while knitting. I stayed up until 10:30 to watch the Colbert Report and I thought I was staying up late. Safe to say my life kinda sucks right now.
After thinking about my idiot friend's life and my life I decided there needed to be some changes (either he needs to less cool or I need to lose weight and find myself a life). This is not the thing that people make when the numbers at the end of the year change. People never keep those. This is more of a challenge accepted. I saw my friend and said challenge accepted in my head. I can do that. Losing weight isn't hard; come on I can make a souffle, that's hard.
Keeping up with this challenge I went to work out thing morning. I live by the rule that you try not to be the fattest person in the gym, which is rather hard from me. I am not fat enough to have to waddle yet, but I fear if I gain anymore weight I will be walking like a penguin. I walked up the three flights of stairs to the top floor of my apartment where there is a workout room and got winded just doing that. When I finally got there I was pleased to see no one in building decided to lose weight this new year. After about ten minutes working out someone came into the gym. I was worried that they would be thin and make me feel even fatter, but it turned out to be an old man with a beer belly in a wife beater and jeans. Next to him I look like the athlete of the year.
So working out this morning wasn't so bad... I felt like I was going to throw up and now my legs kinda hurt. That's expected though so I shouldn't complain to much. My end goal is really to never get fat enough to be lifted out of my house with a crane. I think that is reasonable. Well I will keep telling you about my challenge cause I will win this one.
Lindsey
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