Hello Children,Today I feel it necessary to rant about the things that push my buttons. These are the things that I hate with such passion, it can only be mesured by the fieriness of suns. These are also the things that people think they need to do around me because it is funny to see me angry.
Here is a little info about me, when I get angry or defensive my voice goes higher and higher and higher until I am speaking in an octave that only dogs can hear. This fun fact is something that people find highly amussing. Many people enjoy irritating me until my voice sounds like that of a bird, and then laughing at me for sounding so ridiculous. If I wasn't pissed off by what they were telling me I am definitely pissed off after they laugh. Sure it may amusse you to make my voice go higher and higher, but I would not advise doing this because some day I am going to snap and then we will see how high your voice can go after I admister an eletric shock to you.
The ways people atempt to make me irritated are even worse then laughing at my voice. Here is another fun fact about Lindsey Wohlgemuth, I am very passionate. When I get into something I really get into something. So offending one of passions is a good way to get yourself hurt. For example.
If you have read my other blogs you know I like reading just a little bit. (If you haven't read my other blogs you should get on that!) When I like a book I honestly don't shut up about it until everyone I know has read the book. One of my favorite book series is Harry Potter. This series may not be one of the best ever written, but I LOVE it. For some reason these books just captured me. Most people do not understand why I love this series so much, and I really don't have an explaination. Well one thing about me really liking this book series is that I like to believe that it is true. I agrue continously with people who tell me that Harry Potter isn't real. They like to get me riled up, which as you guessed it makes my voice go higher. I personally like to believe that these books could be true because if you are not a wizard you would not know if magic is real. A true wizard would never jeopradize the wizarding community by telling a Muggle about magic. People just seem to find that hilarious. Well it is not funny, and if you have done this before please stop. Just let me live in my own fantasy world with Santa Claus, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Easter Bunny.
Besides being passionate I am a notoriously bad speller and I suck at grammar. When texting or writing I continally have to spell check everything, and even then I make mistakes. People find it fun to point out everything that I mispell. It's some sort of game to them. "Hey guys lets see how many words Lindsey spelled wrong, so that we feel better about ourselves because we aren't as bad as her!" HEHEHE!!! Funny right? NOOOOO!!!! It is NOT funny! I know I have a problem with spelling words. I have always had this problem. Spelling tests are the only tests I have ever failed. So just stop already!! Please STOP!!
I also say some words weird. Like words the end in -tern.Somehow I flip around the r and the e, so it turns out more like -tren then -tern. If I try to say the word latern, it sounds like latren. Don't ask me when this started because I don't have a clue. One of my friends thinks it is just down right hilarious to keep a list of what I say weird. Well here is a newflash. IT IS NOT FUNNY!!! It actually kind of irratated me. I know that I have problems with words, so just stop! Along with making fun of my spelling, just stop. STOP!!!
If you know me and you are guilty of commiting one of these crimes please STOP!!! I know I am emtional, passionate, a bad speller, and a funny speaker. I know I have faults, but here is another new flash for you, you also have faults. Pointing out mine just makes me pissed. Getting me all riled up just for a laugh is not good for my sanity, so it would much appricated if you stop. Spank you and Good night!!!
Lindsey
Friday, March 30, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
My Problems With the World
Dear Readers, I had some problems with what people were saying in my Shakespeare class today.
First of it is a Shakespeare so I would like to discuss Shakespeare and his writing instead of the opinions and views of everyone in the class. Shakespeare did write some of his plays to make a point about social issues, but that is not all we need to talk about. Shakespeare is considered one of the best, if not the best English writer. He tried new things that are still being used today. He created new words. He was a genius. I would personally like to talk about his writing style. There is such beauty in the way Shakespeare rights. There is such passion in his words. I believe that in a Shakespeare Literature class we would cover more of this, but apparently my beliefs are incorrect.
Second problem is that all of the views and opinions said in the class are not always the smartest. I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so don't go off on me about how I shouldn't call other people's opinions stupid. But really they are. Somehow today we got on the topic of the differences between females and males being sexually active. In which most people ranted about how it is stupid that men can go out and screw everyone women they see and get high-fives from their friends, but women do the same they are considered whores. One super feminist class made ranted and raved about how this double standard should be done away with, and that it isn't fair.
I have two things to say to that. Life is NOT always fair! And if you go screw every man on the block then your are a whore!
Call me old fashioned, but I still believe that sex should be saved for marriage. Neither guys nor girls should do the deed before their wedding night. This view goes against everything our media and pop culture is telling us. They tell us that sex is fun, and that it is okay to be a floozie. Then after the media puts these false thoughts in our heads, then society scorns those who follow these false pretenses.
This discretion is what is getting our society in trouble. Both males and females need to realize what they are doing wrong, and stop it.
Which brings me to another problem. Men and women are not exactly the same, and should NOT be treated as such. Before any of the feminazis freak out let me explain. Men and women are biologically different. Not only do we have different body parts, we think, act, and feel differently. Trying to make every double standard and every inequality between sexes disappear is just plain stupid. We are different, I don't care if you believe the God created us differently or if you believe that flying spaghetti monster in the created us differently it is a fact and you need to accept it.
Later on in the class after the discussion about whores my principal walked in. I thought that the head honcho of the school walking into the class who stop this idiotic discussion. Oh No! I was proved wrong. So very very wrong. The topic changed from double standards of the sexes to racial slurs. These two things did not relate in my mind, and after thinking they still do not relate. Calling a person of African descent the n word is not the same as calling a lose girl a whore. There is a big difference. People with other skins colors are different only by the pigment in their skin. They were not created separately from the rest of the world. I do not understand how these two things are related. Maybe you can help me because I honestly don't have a clue. BIG BIG difference, and everyone should recognize this difference. (I also don't understand how someone could say the n word in front of the principal, but hey I won't judge.)
Please, if you could help me understand this stupidity I would be very glad. Maybe my morals are just so old fashioned that I cannot understand this hip new way of thinking. But in all honesty I do not want to now or ever understand this way of thinking.
So here is what you need to remember.
Number One: Life is NOT always fair.
Number Two: If you screw every man on the block then you are a whore.
Number Three: Men and women are different.
Number Four: Racial slurs are NOT the same as calling a woman a whore because she sleeps around.
Please people remember those four simple things, and I will pray that you all will not fall down the slippery slop of stupidity and adapt to society's way of thinking. Stay classy!
Lindsey
First of it is a Shakespeare so I would like to discuss Shakespeare and his writing instead of the opinions and views of everyone in the class. Shakespeare did write some of his plays to make a point about social issues, but that is not all we need to talk about. Shakespeare is considered one of the best, if not the best English writer. He tried new things that are still being used today. He created new words. He was a genius. I would personally like to talk about his writing style. There is such beauty in the way Shakespeare rights. There is such passion in his words. I believe that in a Shakespeare Literature class we would cover more of this, but apparently my beliefs are incorrect.
Second problem is that all of the views and opinions said in the class are not always the smartest. I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so don't go off on me about how I shouldn't call other people's opinions stupid. But really they are. Somehow today we got on the topic of the differences between females and males being sexually active. In which most people ranted about how it is stupid that men can go out and screw everyone women they see and get high-fives from their friends, but women do the same they are considered whores. One super feminist class made ranted and raved about how this double standard should be done away with, and that it isn't fair.
I have two things to say to that. Life is NOT always fair! And if you go screw every man on the block then your are a whore!
Call me old fashioned, but I still believe that sex should be saved for marriage. Neither guys nor girls should do the deed before their wedding night. This view goes against everything our media and pop culture is telling us. They tell us that sex is fun, and that it is okay to be a floozie. Then after the media puts these false thoughts in our heads, then society scorns those who follow these false pretenses.
This discretion is what is getting our society in trouble. Both males and females need to realize what they are doing wrong, and stop it.
Which brings me to another problem. Men and women are not exactly the same, and should NOT be treated as such. Before any of the feminazis freak out let me explain. Men and women are biologically different. Not only do we have different body parts, we think, act, and feel differently. Trying to make every double standard and every inequality between sexes disappear is just plain stupid. We are different, I don't care if you believe the God created us differently or if you believe that flying spaghetti monster in the created us differently it is a fact and you need to accept it.
Later on in the class after the discussion about whores my principal walked in. I thought that the head honcho of the school walking into the class who stop this idiotic discussion. Oh No! I was proved wrong. So very very wrong. The topic changed from double standards of the sexes to racial slurs. These two things did not relate in my mind, and after thinking they still do not relate. Calling a person of African descent the n word is not the same as calling a lose girl a whore. There is a big difference. People with other skins colors are different only by the pigment in their skin. They were not created separately from the rest of the world. I do not understand how these two things are related. Maybe you can help me because I honestly don't have a clue. BIG BIG difference, and everyone should recognize this difference. (I also don't understand how someone could say the n word in front of the principal, but hey I won't judge.)
Please, if you could help me understand this stupidity I would be very glad. Maybe my morals are just so old fashioned that I cannot understand this hip new way of thinking. But in all honesty I do not want to now or ever understand this way of thinking.
So here is what you need to remember.
Number One: Life is NOT always fair.
Number Two: If you screw every man on the block then you are a whore.
Number Three: Men and women are different.
Number Four: Racial slurs are NOT the same as calling a woman a whore because she sleeps around.
Please people remember those four simple things, and I will pray that you all will not fall down the slippery slop of stupidity and adapt to society's way of thinking. Stay classy!
Lindsey
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
WATCH IT!!!!!
Dear Readers,I must tell you about something that I have been wanting to tell you about for a while. The movie In Bruges. This movie is amazing. It is honestly one of the best movies I have ever seen. I have no idea of any other movie that is up to its caliber. It is AMAZING!
Just to warn you there is a lot of swearing in this movie. And by a lot I mean 126 f words. So be prepared. But the swearing just sort of blends in after a while.
Once you get past the obscenities the movie is just fantastic. The story is about two hitmen in the town of Bruges. After one guy, Ray, messed up a job they go to Bruges to lay low. Ray and Ken are to sightsee until they are given instructions of what to do next.
I don't want to tell you anymore about this movie because I want you to go and watch it. The story is moving, funny, and meaningful. It encompasses everything that I like in my movies. There is just so much in this movie that makes it amazing. So PLEASE PLEASE go watch this movie and then come back and comment on this post and we can talk about how awesome it is.
I am trying really hard to not spill everything about this movie right now because you should experince it for yourself. But you will love it. Just remember to be preparded for the f word.
GO WATCH IT!!!!
Lindsey
Just to warn you there is a lot of swearing in this movie. And by a lot I mean 126 f words. So be prepared. But the swearing just sort of blends in after a while.
Once you get past the obscenities the movie is just fantastic. The story is about two hitmen in the town of Bruges. After one guy, Ray, messed up a job they go to Bruges to lay low. Ray and Ken are to sightsee until they are given instructions of what to do next.
I don't want to tell you anymore about this movie because I want you to go and watch it. The story is moving, funny, and meaningful. It encompasses everything that I like in my movies. There is just so much in this movie that makes it amazing. So PLEASE PLEASE go watch this movie and then come back and comment on this post and we can talk about how awesome it is.
I am trying really hard to not spill everything about this movie right now because you should experince it for yourself. But you will love it. Just remember to be preparded for the f word.
GO WATCH IT!!!!
Lindsey
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
laziness
helloi am to lazy to do anything today. i don't even want to move my finger a few inches to capitalize things. i also really really don't to hit the spell check button. so sorry if every thing is misspelled. laziness is an awful disease. it has overcome me during this last year of high school. i have been to lazy to blog to. i am sorry. i have had things that i feel you need to hear but i have been to lazy to open up this page and tell you about it. people have accused me of being lazy all year and now, just now, i feel like admitting to it. i am lazy. there i said it. i am too lazy to push a button on my computer, i am to lazy to blog, i am too lazy to try, i am too lazy to do everything.
this laziness sucks. it's awful. i hate it but i am to lazy to do anything about it. i don't want to try even though i know it is important. everything i have ever read or heard discourages this attitude. but being lazy is so enticing. it doesn't require you to do anything and if you fail you can just blame it on your lack of caring. its a wonderful awful feeling. i feel so bad that i really couldn't care less but i really don't care about changing that.
why does it matter anyway. i am almost done with my senior year. i have like a couple of months left and then i am living this hickville. i am done with this place. so does it really matter whether or not i try. no it dosen't.
i am to lazy to try and impress people or like people. i will never see these people after this year so what if i am not nice all of the time. it doesn't matter. and i am to lazy to think that it could matter.
i should stop talking about being lazy and go try to write a paper about how les miserables inpires me to be a better person.
remember children laziness sucks. its awful. don't let it take you over. fight it. learn from my lose against laziness and make sure you don't end up like. so stay strong children. don't sucumb.
lindsey
this laziness sucks. it's awful. i hate it but i am to lazy to do anything about it. i don't want to try even though i know it is important. everything i have ever read or heard discourages this attitude. but being lazy is so enticing. it doesn't require you to do anything and if you fail you can just blame it on your lack of caring. its a wonderful awful feeling. i feel so bad that i really couldn't care less but i really don't care about changing that.
why does it matter anyway. i am almost done with my senior year. i have like a couple of months left and then i am living this hickville. i am done with this place. so does it really matter whether or not i try. no it dosen't.
i am to lazy to try and impress people or like people. i will never see these people after this year so what if i am not nice all of the time. it doesn't matter. and i am to lazy to think that it could matter.
i should stop talking about being lazy and go try to write a paper about how les miserables inpires me to be a better person.
remember children laziness sucks. its awful. don't let it take you over. fight it. learn from my lose against laziness and make sure you don't end up like. so stay strong children. don't sucumb.
lindsey
Friday, March 9, 2012
I am in LOVE!!!
Dear Readers,
Sorry for not keeping you updated on every waking minute of my life. I have been a little busy. Last weekend I went to Chicago to visit some cooking schools and hopefully plan out the rest of my life. One of those things happened....
I visited the cooking school. But I am still unsure about the rest of my life.
I know one thing though. I love Chicago. I absolutely love Chicago. I don't know how I could go anywhere different from that city. We walked around town for two days and I just fell in love. There is no other way to describe it. When we drove up to the city my mouth was so far open an army of tiny plastic soldiers could have marched right in and I won't have even noticed.
I am in love!!!
Being in the city just felt so right. I can definitely see my self living there.
And not only is it a super amazing city, there are so many opportunities in the culinary field there.There are so many more opportunities then here in dinky little middle of no where Iowa. The two just can't even compare.
I have been in love with food and books before, but this is a new sort of love. I love that draws me towards the city. A love that excites me about my future and my new life in this wonderful city. Before this I was sort of dragging my feet about finding a college and planning out my life, but now I know that I am meant to be in Chicago. I am meant to live in this glorious city. Its beauty, its excitement, its everything just make want to finish high school that much faster. It makes me want to live this hick ville and move on to something bigger and better. And hopefully after Chicago I can go even bigger and better. I am talking Paris baby! Paris has been my dream for a few years now. After watching the movie Julie and Julia (Which is an amazing movie, and if you haven't seen it drop everything right now and go watch it) I have been inspired to go bake in Paris. It is the end all be all of what I want to do with my life. There is nothing I want to do more than eventually live in Paris.
Now I am getting ahead of myself. I need to remember that I need to got to college and get some money, so Chicago will suffice while I am in the states. It will do more than suffice. It will make my cup runeth over. I will be living everyday in the city I love and it will be bliss. Not to mention that I will be spending my time in a school bettering my culinary skills, and honestly I don't know if I could be in the kitchen and not happy. So now I am looking my future with a strange optimism that has been welling up inside of for a while. Maybe this city, maybe this cooking schools, maybe all of the things that are filling my life with such joy will change my view to a glass half full instead of a glass half empty view of the world. So stay tuned and see if a new found love can change a very pessimistic girl into an optimistic person. \
Love,
Lindsey
Sorry for not keeping you updated on every waking minute of my life. I have been a little busy. Last weekend I went to Chicago to visit some cooking schools and hopefully plan out the rest of my life. One of those things happened....
I visited the cooking school. But I am still unsure about the rest of my life.
I know one thing though. I love Chicago. I absolutely love Chicago. I don't know how I could go anywhere different from that city. We walked around town for two days and I just fell in love. There is no other way to describe it. When we drove up to the city my mouth was so far open an army of tiny plastic soldiers could have marched right in and I won't have even noticed.
I am in love!!!
Being in the city just felt so right. I can definitely see my self living there.
And not only is it a super amazing city, there are so many opportunities in the culinary field there.There are so many more opportunities then here in dinky little middle of no where Iowa. The two just can't even compare.
I have been in love with food and books before, but this is a new sort of love. I love that draws me towards the city. A love that excites me about my future and my new life in this wonderful city. Before this I was sort of dragging my feet about finding a college and planning out my life, but now I know that I am meant to be in Chicago. I am meant to live in this glorious city. Its beauty, its excitement, its everything just make want to finish high school that much faster. It makes me want to live this hick ville and move on to something bigger and better. And hopefully after Chicago I can go even bigger and better. I am talking Paris baby! Paris has been my dream for a few years now. After watching the movie Julie and Julia (Which is an amazing movie, and if you haven't seen it drop everything right now and go watch it) I have been inspired to go bake in Paris. It is the end all be all of what I want to do with my life. There is nothing I want to do more than eventually live in Paris.
Now I am getting ahead of myself. I need to remember that I need to got to college and get some money, so Chicago will suffice while I am in the states. It will do more than suffice. It will make my cup runeth over. I will be living everyday in the city I love and it will be bliss. Not to mention that I will be spending my time in a school bettering my culinary skills, and honestly I don't know if I could be in the kitchen and not happy. So now I am looking my future with a strange optimism that has been welling up inside of for a while. Maybe this city, maybe this cooking schools, maybe all of the things that are filling my life with such joy will change my view to a glass half full instead of a glass half empty view of the world. So stay tuned and see if a new found love can change a very pessimistic girl into an optimistic person. \
Love,
Lindsey
Saturday, March 3, 2012
For God So Loved the World
Dear Readers,Do you know the three things that God had blesses his people with?
Oh, you think you do. Well, I bet you are wrong. Let me educate you.
Number one Jesus Christ. Jesus saves us from our sins and gives us only grace when we give nothing but ungratefulness back.
Number two Parchment Paper. Once upon a time people everywhere were spending to much time washing off their pans and scraping bites of burnt on food. Cakes were sticking to the pans. Loaf breads refused to come out of their pans. God saw all of this need and invented parchment paper. Sorry if this is blaspheme or something like that, but here is John 3:16 with parchment paper.
For God so loved us all that he sent his one and only magic paper. That whoever used this paper would not have to wash dishes and their cakes will not stick.
That's in the bible right? No? Its not? Hmmm... oh well. It should be.
Number three. ORANGE DREAM POPS! Orange dream pops are the best food ever made. What can get better than an ice cream bar surrounded by orange sherbet? NOTHING! They are honestly my favorite food. They are the only food that has made me cry. I know, you are thinking how can some processed packaged food make you cry, but let me ask you this. Have you ever eaten a dream bar? Probably not if you don't understand why I cry when I eat the. God is blessing me through these magical bars. He is smiling upon me when I eat one of these magnificent creations. You probably think I am crazy, but I am serious I love orange dream bars soooooo much. Talk to anyone who knows me and they will attest to this fact. Orange Dream Bars are my one true love. I could not live without them When ever they have them at school I start to freak out and eat them before I eat the rest of my meal. Life without Orange Dream Pops is meaningless. I love you Orange Dream Pops!!!
Sorry if this post offended you because into light what God has given us. Hmm.... Actually I am not sorry. God fills our lives with glorious things everyday, and Orange Dream Pops and parchment paper are something that he has put in my life. So I am not really making fun of God, I am just saying that he has blessed me with many things and three things that I can clearly see are Jesus, parchment paper, and Orange Dream Pops. God bless you all with something that you love too!
All hail the wonderful being that gave us his son, parchment paper, and Orange Dream Pops!
Lindsey
Oh, you think you do. Well, I bet you are wrong. Let me educate you.
Number one Jesus Christ. Jesus saves us from our sins and gives us only grace when we give nothing but ungratefulness back.
Number two Parchment Paper. Once upon a time people everywhere were spending to much time washing off their pans and scraping bites of burnt on food. Cakes were sticking to the pans. Loaf breads refused to come out of their pans. God saw all of this need and invented parchment paper. Sorry if this is blaspheme or something like that, but here is John 3:16 with parchment paper.
For God so loved us all that he sent his one and only magic paper. That whoever used this paper would not have to wash dishes and their cakes will not stick.
That's in the bible right? No? Its not? Hmmm... oh well. It should be.
Number three. ORANGE DREAM POPS! Orange dream pops are the best food ever made. What can get better than an ice cream bar surrounded by orange sherbet? NOTHING! They are honestly my favorite food. They are the only food that has made me cry. I know, you are thinking how can some processed packaged food make you cry, but let me ask you this. Have you ever eaten a dream bar? Probably not if you don't understand why I cry when I eat the. God is blessing me through these magical bars. He is smiling upon me when I eat one of these magnificent creations. You probably think I am crazy, but I am serious I love orange dream bars soooooo much. Talk to anyone who knows me and they will attest to this fact. Orange Dream Bars are my one true love. I could not live without them When ever they have them at school I start to freak out and eat them before I eat the rest of my meal. Life without Orange Dream Pops is meaningless. I love you Orange Dream Pops!!!
Sorry if this post offended you because into light what God has given us. Hmm.... Actually I am not sorry. God fills our lives with glorious things everyday, and Orange Dream Pops and parchment paper are something that he has put in my life. So I am not really making fun of God, I am just saying that he has blessed me with many things and three things that I can clearly see are Jesus, parchment paper, and Orange Dream Pops. God bless you all with something that you love too!
All hail the wonderful being that gave us his son, parchment paper, and Orange Dream Pops!
Lindsey
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