Making Life Better One Stick of Butter at a Time

Dear Readers!Hello! I am a little excited right now! I feel good! I really do!!
Normally I complain about things that make my life awful and make me hate humanity. But today I would like to tell about things that make my shittiest days a little less shitty (and yes for all of you out there judging my speech, the day was covered in poop).
Number one thing FRESCA!! I love this pop. It is my favorite drink ever made. I love it so much. I was at the store today, and I had the random urge to by a 24 pack of Fresca. I followed that urge, and it was well wroth it. I love Fresca. Everyone else says that this drink is awful; don't believe them. Fresca is amazing. The closest thing to the taste of Fresca would be angel wings, yes I have tasted angel wings.
Second thing, children who love reading. I work at a library, and generally the library is a source of distress. But today the library made me smile. Children at the library normally ignore what libraries are actually for. Instead of reading the books they play computer games. They also don't understand that libraries are quite places, but that is another story for another time. When well behaved kids come into the library and they actually check out book my heart fills with joy. Today there were two girls that came into the library who were there a couple days earlier, and they returned and checked out about 5 books. It made me so happy. There was another girl who was just so excited to get her own library card. These little girls are the reason I work at a library.
The last thing that makes life less shitty is butter! I just made a pound cake with litterally a pound of butter in it. I love being in the kitchen, so making anything makes me happy. Somehow this cake makes me happier then normal. Really a pound of butter, how could that not make you happy. When the world calls you fat you make a cake with a pound of butter in it and feed it to the nay sayers so that those bitches can be fat with you.
So hopefully you can find joy in these things too because if you don't then you are stupid and you need to try harder and be a better person. Live your life, but make sure it is according to my rules!
Lindsey