Things That Push My Button

Hello Children,Today I feel it necessary to rant about the things that push my buttons. These are the things that I hate with such passion, it can only be mesured by the fieriness of suns. These are also the things that people think they need to do around me because it is funny to see me angry.
Here is a little info about me, when I get angry or defensive my voice goes higher and higher and higher until I am speaking in an octave that only dogs can hear. This fun fact is something that people find highly amussing. Many people enjoy irritating me until my voice sounds like that of a bird, and then laughing at me for sounding so ridiculous. If I wasn't pissed off by what they were telling me I am definitely pissed off after they laugh. Sure it may amusse you to make my voice go higher and higher, but I would not advise doing this because some day I am going to snap and then we will see how high your voice can go after I admister an eletric shock to you.
The ways people atempt to make me irritated are even worse then laughing at my voice. Here is another fun fact about Lindsey Wohlgemuth, I am very passionate. When I get into something I really get into something. So offending one of passions is a good way to get yourself hurt. For example.
If you have read my other blogs you know I like reading just a little bit. (If you haven't read my other blogs you should get on that!) When I like a book I honestly don't shut up about it until everyone I know has read the book. One of my favorite book series is Harry Potter. This series may not be one of the best ever written, but I LOVE it. For some reason these books just captured me. Most people do not understand why I love this series so much, and I really don't have an explaination. Well one thing about me really liking this book series is that I like to believe that it is true. I agrue continously with people who tell me that Harry Potter isn't real. They like to get me riled up, which as you guessed it makes my voice go higher. I personally like to believe that these books could be true because if you are not a wizard you would not know if magic is real. A true wizard would never jeopradize the wizarding community by telling a Muggle about magic. People just seem to find that hilarious. Well it is not funny, and if you have done this before please stop. Just let me live in my own fantasy world with Santa Claus, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Easter Bunny.
Besides being passionate I am a notoriously bad speller and I suck at grammar. When texting or writing I continally have to spell check everything, and even then I make mistakes. People find it fun to point out everything that I mispell. It's some sort of game to them. "Hey guys lets see how many words Lindsey spelled wrong, so that we feel better about ourselves because we aren't as bad as her!" HEHEHE!!! Funny right? NOOOOO!!!! It is NOT funny! I know I have a problem with spelling words. I have always had this problem. Spelling tests are the only tests I have ever failed. So just stop already!! Please STOP!!
I also say some words weird. Like words the end in -tern.Somehow I flip around the r and the e, so it turns out more like -tren then -tern. If I try to say the word latern, it sounds like latren.  Don't ask me when this started because I don't have a clue. One of my friends thinks it is just down right hilarious to keep a list of what I say weird. Well here is a newflash. IT IS NOT FUNNY!!! It actually kind of irratated me. I know that I have problems with words, so just stop! Along with making fun of my spelling, just stop. STOP!!!
If you know me and you are guilty of commiting one of these crimes please STOP!!! I know I am emtional, passionate, a bad speller, and a funny speaker. I know I have faults, but here is another new flash for you, you also have faults. Pointing out mine just makes me pissed. Getting me all riled up just for a laugh is not good for my sanity, so it would much appricated if you stop. Spank you and Good night!!!
Lindsey